ow my uterus oooow thank you health class for teaching me what exactly is being hacked apart down there

thanks Mr. Nelson for being chill 

I bid you all farewell and goodnight auughhh aughh ovaries why do you bother I do not want kids anyways keep your stinking eggs

colloquialepoque replied to your post: ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAAAN CAAAMPED BY A BILLABONG, UNDER THE SHAAADE OF A COOLABAH TREE—- AND HE SAAAANG AS HE WAAATCHED AND WAITED TILL HIS BILLY BOILED “YOUUUUU’LLL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH MEEEEEE”

No, NOOOO. GOSH, AMERICAR. It’s Waltzing Matildaaa :U

IT SECRETLY ISSSS PART OF IT THE LOST PART OF YOUR ANTHEM

cabout replied to your post: The only thing my sister and I can understand each…

joey is my favorite everything

Yes yes yes yep mhm good

colloquialepoque asked: ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAAAN CAAAMPED BY A BILLABONG, UNDER THE SHAAADE OF A COOLABAH TREE--- AND HE SAAAANG AS HE WAAATCHED AND WAITED TILL HIS BILLY BOILED "YOUUUUU'LLL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH MEEEEEE"

Please don’t tell me this is part of your national anthem.

The only thing my sister and I can understand each other emotionally on is Friends.

Joeyyyyyyyy bby you don’t need Rachael YOU JUST NEED MEEEE

NOO SHERLOCK DON’T FALL FOR THE BEES NOOOOOOO DARN YOU EDWARD DON’T STEAL HIM AWAYYYY

Oh also today I realized my favorite American writers/poets are from the Romantic era oooh yep

Forever confused how I gain followers when I don’t come on and what the name of that one game is called

WHAT IS IT

OKAY DOES ANYONE KNOW it’s this old CD game for the computer where you’re in a taxi (not really) and your driver brings you to all of these different levels (you choose) and one level is a supermarket where you can put stuff in your basket and buy it but there’s this random cat walking around the floor and if you try to put it in your basket the cashier says, “You can’t buy that cat!” and THINGS

I remember other levels toooo sob. It was like Crazy Taxi or something aughhh what was itttt. ;_;